partybarackisinthehousetonight:

very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him

(via done)

stability:

the-illuminator-neuromancer:

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US

yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream

(via legalwifi)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

(via allteeensrelate)

unsouring:

person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking

me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety

(via oknope)

antisepticbandaid:

Tbh all of these fake stories going around and they’re so obvious but if any of them said “so I work in retail” id be “okay yeah” because the weirdest shit goes down when you work retail. It could say “so I work in retail and today Jesus came in and turned all our water bottles into wine” and I’d be like “shit that’s wild what’d your manager do”

(via amazonfinds-x)